He offered Russian chick his strong and sweet member

Well, if anyone doubts that Tolkien’s works are documentary in nature and that elves don’t actually exist, let them watch this video, which clearly shows that the long-haired elf Kate Cooray not only exists, but also loves to suck the dick of some then a guy who could very well be both a furry hobbit and the Lord of the Rings!.. Those who are in the know will understand.